Don’t have enough
skill time to whip up a gorgeous red, white, and blue cake to take to a 4th of July barbecue?
I don’t either.
Thank gawwwd summertime allows for fruit to be a more than acceptable potluck dish. I may not be a master baker, but I can cut up fruit.
This year I was feeling a little extra festive and came to the conclusion that plain old squares of watermelon were just not fancy enough.
Too bad I forgot to look for a legit star cookie cutter at the store. But I wasn’t going to let that deter me from forcing this melon to be snazzy.
Luckily cookie cutters are only kind of hard to cut and re-bend. Sorry, no Christmas tree shaped cookies this year.
Instead, we will have
fucked up stars.
It’s the thought that counts, right?