1. Dropping my last left-eye contact. Down the toilet.

Karma, what did I do to deserve this?

2. Looking like a crazy person running on the trail.

This is what I looked like trying to swat the shit out of the entire gnat population in the DC metropolitan area on my Wednesday evening run. She-who-shall-not-be-named.

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3. Freaking out because Monday is almost here.

The Bachelorette is a trashy-ass show. I love it.

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4. Simultaneous happy and sad feelings.

Happy: I have a ridiculous amount of oatmeal in my possession. Sad: The can is so big it won’t fit in the cabinet.

5. Not having a race on the schedule in the near future.

I’ll probs be sad about this in approximately 2 days, but for now it’s kind of nice. I feel like I’m on summer vacation.

What is something you’re excited about from this week?

Do you have any cool long-weekend plans?